According to Ellie Marie

According to Ellie Marie...

"That yogurt (Ogre) is funny when he toots in the tub (Shrek "toots" in the swamp). That funny." "Mama, Baby Dante (our friend) is as cute as a bunny rabbit." ???????????

"I no eat stawberries. Eat too much give Ellie tummy ache. I no like stawberries." "I no like bugs. Ewww. Gross."

Me: What's your name?

Ellie: Ellie McDonald

Me: What's my name?

Ellie: Mommy McDonald and Daddy McDonald and Jaxie McDonald

Me: No what's MY name?

Ellie: Asia

Me: Ellie, where did you come from? Ellie: Mommy's Tummy Me: Who sent you? Ellie: God

And just in case you were wondering what you did all day (according to Ellie, of course)...

Me: Ellie, where is Mema today?

Ellie: Playing in the pool

Me: Where is Papa?

Ellie: Mexico

Me: Where are Aunt Mary and Uncle Andre?

Ellie: Playing with Oh-way-uh (Olivia) in tractor

Me: Where are Nana and Papa?

Ellie: Sleeping

Me: Where is Matt?

Ellie: Golfing in the fields Me: Where is Sissy?

Ellie: At Pickle's house.

Me: Where is Nick?

Ellie: On the potty. Yea poo poos!

Me: Where is Daddy?

Ellie: Golfing on fields too

Me: Where is Auntie Tara?

Ellie: Little Gym

Me: Where is Rosanna (best friend's mommy)?

Ellie: At the grocery store. Buy oranges. Make dinner for Baby Dante.

Me: Where is Bob (best friend's daddy)?

Ellie: On the Savannah with the elephants.

Honestly, where does she come up with this stuff?